Friday, November 30, 2012

Moview Trailer Procrastination: I Cannot Do Any Better Re: The Mortal Instruments City of Bones Trailer

People, stop pretending you are doing homework/working on that spreadsheet for your boss. You must go read Forever Young Adult's "A Highly Scientific Analysis of the Mortal Instruments; City of Bones Trailer." These girls are hilarious and spot on. If you want more of their hilariousness, check out the "scientific analysis" completed by the FYA Center for Handsome Studies on the casting for Four for the Divergent film: "Wanted: A Stone Cold Fox to Play Four."

Lilly Collins, I will take you as Clary in spite of your half-assed red hair. However, I cannot say anything about Jace but cut and paste the awesome comments of Forever Young Adult: (PS, this blog is always this funny, just in case you have somehow missed it).

Okay.  To begin, I just have to say that what I do remember about this book is that Jace Wayland is, as they say in France, smokin'.  And I know there was much debate about the casting of Jace, (no need to discuss the casting of Clary, because Lily Collins is perfect) but Jamie Campbell Bower is going to have to win me over.  Because I was initially promised...
Exhibit A:
Alex Pettyfer as Jace.  Is he an asshole?  Most probably.  Which is why I have had to gather more evidence.
Exhibit B:
I realize that it is very unfair of me to compare any other human to Pettyfer, but when you think of Jace Wayland, do you think facial structure carved out of granite, or too much side-forehead?


  1. I'm still excited about this movie... we shall see about the casting.

  2. Ummm... is there even a comparison? It just seems sort of cruel to taunt is with the idea of a god-like creature such as Alex Pettyfer and then give us someone who is so much more (dare I say it) human. You be damned movie-makers! You all be damned!

    And I'm still going to see the movie, in all its Lilly Collins glory, anyway...

    1. hahahahaha! so true, and Lilly does seem good!


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