Moview Trailer Procrastination: I Cannot Do Any Better Re: The Mortal Instruments City of Bones Trailer

People, stop pretending you are doing homework/working on that spreadsheet for your boss. You must go read Forever Young Adult's "A Highly Scientific Analysis of the Mortal Instruments; City of Bones Trailer." These girls are hilarious and spot on. If you want more of their hilariousness, check out the "scientific analysis" completed by the FYA Center for Handsome Studies on the casting for Four for the Divergent film: "Wanted: A Stone Cold Fox to Play Four."

Lilly Collins, I will take you as Clary in spite of your half-assed red hair. However, I cannot say anything about Jace but cut and paste the awesome comments of Forever Young Adult: (PS, this blog is always this funny, just in case you have somehow missed it).

Okay.  To begin, I just have to say that what I do remember about this book is that Jace Wayland is, as they say in France, smokin'.  And I know there was much debate about the casting of Jace, (no need to discuss the casting of Clary, because Lily Collins is perfect) but Jamie Campbell Bower is going to have to win me over.  Because I was initially promised...

Exhibit A:

Alex Pettyfer as Jace.  Is he an asshole?  Most probably.  Which is why I have had to gather more evidence.

Exhibit B:

I realize that it is very unfair of me to compare any other human to Pettyfer, but when you think of Jace Wayland, do you think facial structure carved out of granite, or too much side-forehead?

Review: Lee Child's "Killing Floor" starring Jack Reacher

If you haven't read Jack Reacher, you SHOULD.


In the summer of 2011, Grad Student, myself, GS's BF, our cousin and some friends went to southern Spain for a magical vacation. Yet I planned poorly and read my one book WAY TOO FAST ( John Irving's Hotel New Hampshire-- now, this is a long book, but so weird and a story for another time...)  Writhing desperately with nothing to read on my lounge chair on the beach, GS's BF basically threw a Jack Reacher novel at me to make me be quiet, and man did it work. He had brought along multiple Reacher novels and on the last day, my cousin and I chose not to eat more tapas in the cutest Spanish square ever but to sit and read our Reacher books... and from there a monster was born.

My only goal over Thanksgiving other then spending time with my family eating copious amounts of creamed onions was to get my hands on some Jack Reacher.  The following is the review of Lee Child's first Jack Reacher story, Killing Floor, and guys, it was awesome.

The electrifying debut novel which introduces Jack Reacher, a drifter and ex-military policeman; a man of action, unafraid to take justice into his own hands; a man of intelligence and cunning. Shortly after Reacher arrives in the sleepy town of Margrave, Georgia he’s arrested for murder.  The next three days’ events leave everyone stunned. 

Originality: 6. Ex-military cop gone solo.  You think you may have heard this story before?  Just wait, it is better then you could have hoped for.

Absurdity: 9.  While this is not scifi or fantasy  Jack Reacher is THE MAN.  I give a high absurdity because one night in the pouring rain, getting ready to get some guys who tried to kill him, 5 step out of the van instead of the 4 he thought and he basically says something like "Four wasn't going to be a problem, but 5? Still going to kill them all". And he does.  He also head butts a lot which seems absurd for someone of his stature, lots of low bending.

Level of Paranormal Romance Sexy Cop: 10. Jack Reacher always kicks butts, takes names, and gets the girl.  Always. Ladies can't keep their hands off his hunky scarred rock hard towering self of a man.

Level of Harry-Potterness: 8. Lee Child, thank you for writing some of the best formulaic books out there, and I mean this as the highest compliment.  There is foreshadowing (LITERARY TECHNIQUE!) twists, turns, surprises and just generally a well written story.  So a slow clap for a man who actually knows how to write for adults and remembers, yes, we do like a complicated story.

Go forth and get some Jack Reacher in your life, really, you can start with any book, but the Killing Floor was an excellent series introduction.

Waiting on Wednesday: Stay Awhile by Alysia Gray Painter and other random thoughts

My brain is having trouble turning back on after the holidays. As a result today's Waiting on Wednesday hosted by Breaking the Spine is a bit of a potpourri.

The list of books Young Adult Fiction and Whiskey Sours cannot wait to read grows continuously, but since yesterday's Top Ten Tuesday was dedicated to our most-anticipated 2013 reads, I will not beat a dead horse with WoW. Peruse our TTT below at your leisure.

For WoW this week, I would also like to make a plea to the book gods that we get a blurb for another book I am waiting on, Stay Awhile by Alysia Gray Painter. This is the third book in the Wilfair series (see my reviews of Wilfair and Redwoodian, which I particularly liked). The series gets better as it goes, and I am LITERALLY on the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment, but I cannot even get a summary. What's a girl to do?!

And last but not least, some funny reading jokes:

 
I told you my brain was scattered! Anywho, what are you "waiting on"?

Top Ten Tuesday: Highly Anticipated 2013 Reads

Today's Top Ten Tuesday is dedicated to the most anticipated books for 2013. Since Crazy Camper has a spotty GoodReads record, she is a bit out of the loop, so I am speaking on her behalf. And as for Goosie Mama, we talk about books at the bar often (in case you are wondering, this is always a good idea, even if it doesn't exactly encourage handsome men to buy us drinks), so I have a good idea what she cannot wait for.

1. Dead Silence (The Body Finder, #4)  by Kimberly Derting. Goosie Mama loves this series.
2. With All My Soul (Soul Screamers, #7)  by Rachel Vincent. The last of the series. What will Hanna be like now? Why do I still sorta root for Nash when I love Tod? These things need to be sorted out.
3. Paper Valentine  by Brenna Yovanoff. Serial killers and ghosts. This is made for Goosie Mama.
4. The Bitter Kingdom (Fire and Thorns, #3)  by Rae Carson. Save Hector!
5. The untitled book three in Veronica Roth's Divergent series. We JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
6. Requiem by Lauren Oliver. With the insane cliff-hanger/plot twist that ended Pandemonium, this one is a no-brainer.
7. Antigoddess by Kendare Blake. The first in a new series that should be great.
8. Randsom Riggs's as-yet-unnamed sequel to Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.
9. JOHN GREEN PLEASE PUBLISH A BOOK in 2013. Okgreatthanksmucho.

                    
As always a cheers of our whiskey sours (or in CC's world, whiskey on the rocks, since she is a badass) to The Broke and the Bookish for hosting TTT. Please share your most-anticipated reads so we can add to our list!

Review: Fire by Kristin Cashore

My first thoughts on finishing Fire by Kristin Cashore: THIS BOOK IS GREAT. I liked Graceling fine (see my review and Crazy Camper's addendum), but Fire blew me away. Its waring nations and sad observations about war remind me of Finnikin of the Rock by Melissa Marchetta (my review), but I have to say I liked Fire better. Because Fire is an awesome girl.


It is not a peaceful time in the Dells. The young King Nash clings to his throne while rebel lords in the north and south build armies to unseat him. The mountains and forests are filled with spies and thieves and lawless men. This is where Fire lives. With a wild, irresistible appearance and hair the color of flame, Fire is the last remaining human monster. Equally hated and adored, she had the unique ability to control minds, but she guards her power, unwilling to steal the secrets of innocent people. Especially when she has so many of her own.

Then Prince Brigan comes to bring her to King City, The royal family needs her help to uncover the plot against the king. Far away from home, Fire begins to realize there's more to her power than she ever dreamed. Her power could save the kingdom. If only she weren't afraid of becoming the monster her father was. (GoodReads).


Originality: 8. This monster stuff is cool. I like the neon color of the monsters (which can be anything from tigers to humans to mice) and how they were irresistible to humans but also wanted to eat each other more than anything else.
Absurdity: 7. The politics in this story are super intense and I rolled my eyes at least once and thought "gah, fantasy books, why must you build such insane political allegiances." And do not get my started on the uber-insane web of family reveals. There were literally 3+ bombs about who was whose parent and who killed their respective parent/child.
Level of Paranormal Romance: 10. Fire is desperately attractive to everyone she meets, which inspires constant feelings. And all the main characters are attractive men. Apparently no ugly people are allowed to be princes, although I personally loved her best friend and non-prince named Archer best. Overall I was pleased with how the romance played out, and found the relationships moving.
Level of Harry-Potterness: 8. I did not know it before, but I am a fan of companion novels. Rather than falling into doldrums, this story expanded the world of Graceling (and made me fear the first book's bad guy even more--boy is he scary) and makes me want to know if/how these two places will combine in Bitterblue. The writing here is also often moving, and I might just have to read this book again, Harry Potter style!

(My only complaint is if you are a character in a fantasy book being guarded for your safety, can you PLEASE stop sneaking out at night for introspective paragraphs? SHEESH.)

Crazy Camper's take on Thanksgiving = Binge Reading

I'm serious. we watched this.

Hope you had an awesome Thanksgiving!

In reading updates, Crazy Camper was a reading machine this week. As sisters, it is no surprise Crazy Camper and I got to hang out all of Thanksgiving. Between a family football game, dinner, and a family showing of Das Boot (I kid you not, the 20 of us watched this movie together. It is in German. With subtitles. They are in a submarine the entire time.), Crazy Camper managed to BINGE READ.  She cruised through 1.5 Jack Reacher novels in between all of the holiday events.

In case you don't know about the 16 Jack Reacher books by Lee Child: think American ex-military police Jason Borne. Formulaic? Yes. But still Reacher can beat up anybody and save the day and its great.

(PS Tom Cruise is going to be Reacher on the big screen this Christmas. The family is divided on whether this is good or bad. Lets discuss.)

In Which We Are Thankful for Friends and Books and Bookish Friends

In lieu of a Top Ten Tuesday (as always hosted by the awesome The Broke and the Bookish) post re: which authors we are thankful for we are taking a moment to be thankful for authors bringing us together. (And, well, John Green. DFTBA).

A Gmail excerpt from Grad Student and Goosie Mama:

Grad Student: Oh wait, did I buy us tickets? (subject line)
http://penguinteen.tumblr.com/post/35847766215/john-and-hank-green-an-evening-of-awesome-at-carnegieYes, yes I did.
Goosie Mama: Wait - seriously????!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
GS: YUP BAM
GM: I use this term sparingly so you know when I use it, it means something: AMAZEBALLS!!!!!!!

The important things to take away from this conversation. 1. We have gotten rid of normal letter/email etiquette and sentence structure entirely. 2. We are going to see John and Hank Green in January because that is what friends who love books do together.

In the words of Mark Twain "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." (HA! M.T. so sassy). That pretty well sums up our feelings about this blog and each other (and book blogs in general.) Hope everyone has time to enjoy and appreciate the holidays. Happy Thanksgiving!

Review: The Raven Boys by Maggie Steifvater

love the art for this book! the lay lines,
school, ravens, and king are perfect.

Blue Sargent, the daughter of the town psychic in Henrietta, Virginia, has been told for as long as she can remember that if she ever kisses her true love, he will die. But she is too practical to believe in things like true love. Her policy is to stay away from the rich boys at the prestigious Aglionby Academy. The boys there — known as Raven Boys — can only mean trouble. (via)

Oh Maggie Steifvater, how I love your books. And The Raven Boys did not disappoint  Then when you figure in all the fabulous artwork available on MS's website, you have a truly breathtaking experience. Not to mention this book is often hilarious. I laughed out loud. I also want to mention that this was a slow-burn of a book. The way the stories of the boys and Blue's family intersect take their time developing. But trust me, it was worth the wait.

• Originality: 10. There is magic in the hills of Virginia. Lay lines crisscross the globe, and magic collects along them. And this is not just everyday magic. It is season-reversing, time-altering, mythic-dead-Welsh-king-waking magic. Then you add in Blue's wacky family of mystics. I love how original this world is.
• Absurdity: 3. The raven boys, aka the boys of Aglionby Academy are rish and slightly pompous and they are supposed to be absurd. Otherwise the score is low because MS roots the magic of this story in a satisfyingly complex quest and mythology and gives it just enough grit to seem believable.
• Level of Paranormal Romance: 5. Swoon potential gets high here, but mostly leaves you with only potential. I would debate you that Adam (looking up below) and Gansey (looking dead below) are equally in the running. Sure Adam is first out the gate, but I would never underestimate the charm of Gansey. Not to mention the plot turns by the end of the book might make us all re-think who Blue should be with, no?
• Level of Harry Potter-ness: 9. MS knows how to make a world feel so real that you just want to slip inside and hang out with the characters on your own time (aka one of the things I love most about HP). Then you add magic and hello, 9 points.

Can we appreciate, simulateously, the awkwardness of book trailers and the incredible artistic talent of MS? 

Movie Trailer Procrastination: Warm Bodies

Gooooooood morning book blog world. So this week Crazy Camper and I have been loving the trailer for the movie Warm Bodies.

The great news is that it is based on a book. As soon as I saw the cover I recognized it from book blogs. The trailer sold me and now I am going to get Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion ASAP. Has anyone read it? Will it be as awesome as it looks?

Also, lets give a little collective thank-you to the world for Dave Franco. James, who knew your little brother would be so good-looking!?

R is a young man with an existential crisis--he is a zombie. He shuffles through an America destroyed by war, social collapse, and the mindless hunger of his undead comrades, but he craves something more than blood and brains. He can speak just a few grunted syllables, but his inner life is deep, full of wonder and longing. He has no memories, noidentity, and no pulse, but he has dreams.After experiencing a teenage boy's memories while consuming his brain, R makes an unexpected choice that begins a tense, awkward, and stragely sweet relationship with the victim's human girlfriend. Julie is a blast of color in the otherwise dreary and gray landscape that surrounds R. His decision to protect her will transform not only R, but his fellow Dead, and perhaps their whole lifeless world. Scary, funny, and surprisingly poignant, Warm Bodies is about being alive, being dead, and the blurry line in between (GoodReads).
                   

Waiting on Wednesday: The Stone Demon by Karen Mahoney

After being tricked into opening the doorway to the Demon Realm by Aliette, the Wood Queen, Donna Underwood is faced with a terrible ultimatum from the newly released demon hordes. They demand that the alchemists deliver the Philosopher's Stone, or their reaper storm will plunge the world into a devastating modern-day Dark Age.

Donna is sent to London, England, where she must complete her alchemist's training and learn how to recreate the Stone. But time is running out. Between facing the vengeful demon king, Demian, and collecting the Stone's elements, Donna realizes she must give her own life in order to succeed. And this time, even braving death may not be enough to save the world (GoodReads).

Today's Waiting on Wednesday, hosted by Jill at Breaking the Spine, is for Crazy Camper. CC loved the first two books of Karen Mahoney's Iron Witch series (see her reviews for The Iron Witch and The Wood Queen.) She will be thrilled to learn more about The Stone Demon, the third book, out in April 2013. What are you "waiting on?"